Class: Sniper. yeeaaahhh!!!
Best friend: Engineer.
First kiss: Medic. ;)
Lover: Pyro. yeah this is good
Cockblocked: Scout hahahhahahahfksdfjskdl
No. of children: 3. that’s 3 kids too much, pyro darling
This is like… a script for a shitty self-insert fanfic.
^ Let’s play the self-insert fanfic game.
Best friend: Spy
First kiss: Soldier
No. of children: ……100. No. Nononononon.
Best friend & lover: Medic
First kiss: Pyro
Cockblocked: Heavy (lol)
No. of children: Twins.
I am fairly down with this arrangement
Best friend: Scout
First kiss: Spy
Lover: Heavy (YES)
Cockblocked: Sniper (aww poor bby yo you want Spy he’s a good kisser I know)
No, of children: One
Shit, a fine assortment. *victory flex*
I AM SURPRISED YOU HAVE NOT DONE THIS YET HAT!
I usually don’t but this turned out too good.
My class: Medic
Best friend: Scout (???)
First Kiss: Pyro
Cockblocked by: …. Pyro
Pyro’s jealous of ME AND Heavy’s PERFECT relationship and our 100 children. Actually they’re not really ours but after the war we started a children’s hospital. Scout works there too, as a nurse. And we must stop Pyro from burning down our beautiful hospital. There shall be drama and tears …
(Source: -parameter, via hmsproductions)